Last night I had the "Large Marge" dream...again.

Not like the part in PeeWee's big adventure.(clip below) This dream was different from the rest of the previous dreams because I wasn't the mooseface killah. Wild town. population me.

MTV. goody goody 7 shoes OR evil evil evilface?

Is this ad is a reference to the infamous all seeing Eye of Providence?



It might be interesting to know where MTV goes to church, being that they control most of the media kids consume these days. I sure as heck can't stop watching My Super Sweet 16, it's like visual crack.

On the My Super Sweet 16 social network site young kids can plan their own over-extravagant parties by comparing themes, venues, music, and plenty of other things their parents can't afford, with other not-so-richy kids.

Here is a religious Sweet 16 theme I found. This boy sure hates his dad, but in a fun rebellious way.His profile reads "My lyfe is AWESOME! OMG!!! For example, last night I got in a fight w/ my dad, and I told him "You dont know me dad, you dont know anything about me! I will never love your silly-moosehorse face. You are nothing! YOUR LYFE IS NOTHING! And then he started crying and agreed to buy me a horse. HAHAHA sucker, I hate horses!"
What an angel. His party plan includes a skydiving entrance from heaven, confession booths, and priest dj's all in a haunted church. Pretty normal.

A Thanksgiving Miracle!

This is not a joke. This is truly a holy sign of our miraculous times. I had previously never been involved with religion or politics and things were not going good in my life. Then last Thursday, I cooked a turkey and our President George W. Bush appeared in it, as you can see from the picture below.



Don't ask me to explain, but let me tell you things in my life have changed. I finished cleaning my room, my cat (steak-knife) let me pet her, and I found an unopened bottle of febreze that I don't remember buying.

This is truly a blessing! Gods bless us, everyone!

Places #1 Shimo-Kitazawa Station, Tokyo, Japan

There are a countless number of cool places to go while visiting Tokyo, but one of my personal favorites is Shimo-Kitazawa. Known for its unique, earth friendly shops and large artist community, it reminds me of a smaller and safer version of San Francisco. As compared to the rest of Tokyo, time and tempo seem to slow way down in this station. So if you find yourself roaming the streets of Tokyo with some spare time, make a stop in Shimo-Kitazawa, you will not be dissapointed!





Shimo-Kitazawa Station on Wikipedia

Google increases click-fraud prevention. Now I can't afford to get my mom a Christmas present.

Advertisers will pumped to know that Google is decreasing the chance of click fraud, or accidental click fraud, by decreasing the area that can be clicked. This photo from the Adsense blog shows the changes.


Bloggers can be sure to feel some sort of hurt. So mom, if your reading this. Please contact Google to get your Christmas present. It was going to be magnificent.

And you thought aliens didn't exist...

(Photo Source)

Weird virtual teen hangout may not be so safe. Even though the name, Habbo Hotel, doesn't really sound safe at all. It sounds weird.

BBC reports that six teens were caught dragging and dropping almost $6,000 worth of virtual furniture in the "Habbo Hotel," a multi-million user, emotion filtered, virtual fun house. It all starts with stealing virtual furniture, next thing you know they will be virtually beating up clowns, and virtually killing virtual homeless.

Obviously these rascally teens didn't choose to live " The Habbo Way, " which is outlined in a few of the weird commandments below.

You must not:

* Use any programs to hack, script or edit Habbo in any way.
* Own, sell or run replica Habbo Hotels (retros).
* Steal from or trick Habbos into giving you their passwords, Habbo Credits or furniture.
* Discuss or take part in sexual acts with other Habbos.
* Act out or roleplay violent acts, even as a joke.
* Give away, trade or sell your Habbo account.
* Break the law or talk others into breaking the law.

Ok, so what can I do?

You should:

* Have fun!
* Hang out with your friends
* Make new friends
* Respect other people's opinions and beliefs

(more from the Habbo Website)

My advice to you parents, create a secret account from a public library computer, organize a team of Habbo's to pull of an even more elaborate robbery. Then approach your child with an active position in the heist. If they go for it, then ground them. (And if you get caught you can pin it on them)

This video pretty much sums up the exiting possibilities of the hotel, I think:




'Virtual theft' leads to arrest [BBC]

Hey robot! If you make it to the top of the stairs, god will make you a human.

Wow, this video is so great. For some reason I love to see robot's fail. I once saw Ass-imo at Stanford University and believe me I wanted to tackle that robot so bad. It's not that I don't appreciate the technology, it's just for some reason every time I see Ass-imo I want to physically take him down to the ground.

What the sh*t are kids up to these days?

Recently a friend sent me a Press Release regarding a new drug called "Jenkem" aka "shit", aka "Leroy Jenkems", aka "winnie", and a bunch of other good names. This drug comes from a process that involves fermenting human waste (specifically poopoo&peepee). After the waste sits in a bottle, in the sun, with a balloon on top, for a couple hours, the balloon fills up with a gas which is then inhaled.

Well, I thought for sure this was a well orchestrated joke. I was positive it was a scheme to get people to crap in a bottle, suck up the poopygas, and post a Youtube video about it (which some did), but no, no, it's real. Wikipedia, as usual, provides an explanation (which ends up to be somewhat depressing)

The guy in the video below is taking an active step against Jenkem and will confront Republicans in the upcoming YouTube Debate with a question about it . I assume there will be some tactical side-stepping when this question gets asked.

A recently released study claims "over 77% of politicians actively use Jenkem, or butthash, on a daily basis, while 98% sell the shit."

In closing, inhaling toxic gas from crap and piss just might give you the clarity you need to deal with the various stresses of life, and it's free. (BTW I was on "Jenkem" when I wrote the closing for this blog.)

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Just bits of info from an ocean of weird things...