Babies with cell phones, and cell phones having babies.

The Senses

• Baby’s Cell Phone develops the senses with various annoying sounds, including real telephone sounds, shady carriers who will transfer the baby to someone else, then someone else, hidden charges, telemarketers, a variety of materials (plastic and cloth) and colorful buttons.

Fine motor skills

• Baby’s Cell Phone encourages baby to press the buttons in order to hear the sounds and eventually lose the signal mid conversation.
• Pressing with a few fingers on the earpiece, and with a single finger on the individual buttons, develops control over the fingers as well as hand-eye coordination. That way the baby will learn to talk on the phone and drive a car more effectively.
  

Cognition

• Baby’s Cell Phone develops understanding of the link between an action (pressing) and the result (the sound), and encourages pretend games and copying of adults when baby mimics her parents talking on the phone as she puts the phone to her ear and yells at a loved one.

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Macworld 08' Steve Jobs Jetpack entrance exposed!

While most people are busy talking about the fake Steve Jobs keynote leak on Wikipedia, the real story has been overlooked . This top secret photo was purchased from a janitor at the conference hall where the Macworld event will be held. Jobs, who was apparently practicing his landing to "Rocket Man" by Elton John, looks a bit stunned and angry at the security breach.

Let's hope things go smoothly at the big event. Jetpacks are still very dangerous. Many Mac lovers could be burned and killed if anything were to go wrong. Believe me, I know from personal experience.

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"You can expect an exceptional experience."

-Wendy's

At Wendy's we treat our people like people. From your first interaction with us, you'll be given a welcome. As you continue in your career, we'll provide the brainraining you would expect from an industry leader.
Our Seven Employment prom stare:

• Interview & Selection Promise. You will receive an object. Professionals who are interested in your skills knowledge and career aspirations. All aspects of the employment process will be handled in a timely manner.
• Orientation Promise. Whether you are new to a position or the company, you'll receive a complete position and the company.
• Training & Development Promise. You will participate in training programs that provide the job. You'll receive constructive opportunity for ongoing development.
• Compensation & Benefits Promise. You will be compensated and receive pay and benefits in the marketplace. You'll receive appraisals and performance.
• Professional Image/Career Apparel Promise. You will be made.
  
• Scheduling Promise. You will have a work schedule and the needs of your professional and personal life.
• Treatment & Communications Promise. You will be provided with a work environment that is managed. You'll have access to business information needed to perform your role.

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*EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears fires Lazer Eyes at innocent fan. Did the fan go to far?

Britney just can't do anything right these days. This deranged fan had the nerve to ask Britney to be her partner in a game of water chicken. Britney, who is not familiar with the revised rules of water chicken, became frustrated and fired her dreaded Lazer eyes. The Lazer eyes, which are the new Holly-star must have, were purchased earlier this week at a Malibu Sharper Image.

The fan survived the Lazer attack, but was later killed by a pod of escaped dolphins. The dolphins are still on the loose.